July 2012
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It concerns me that I’m a little attracted to Giles.
June 2012
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Work has called me out every day this week, but I’m pretty sure they’re going to actually make me come in on my birthday.
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“Wtf I wake up because I was dreaming that I didn’t have hot sauce for my...”
– nightmares my coworker had
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“Have you ever talked to an old person? It’s so upsetting.”
– Charles doesn’t like how old people think they’re better than everyone else
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I went to go get rent money and somehow came back with ice cream, juice, a lighter, and pencils.
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Someone just invited me to go swimming during a tropical storm.
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flyinghellfish replied to your post: I started to make a post about how I didn’t want…
bring it to me
lol No.
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I started to make a post about how I didn’t want to drink all of this beer tonight, but I had to ‘cause I can’t leave it in my mom’s fridge, but I had to stop and admit to myself that I did want to. Then I made this post. Hello.
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I’m going to see Brave today, and all I have to say is that this movie better have as many bears in it as that one review led me to believe.
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sssquid:
I keep thinking that my cats are my friends, but then I remember that they’re just ass holes.
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I’m 87% sure this cat is trying to hunt the wall.
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Tumblr, pick out the bear related clothes I’m going to buy:
A)
(Also comes in sweatshirt form)
B)
C)
D) All of the above and fuck bills, man?
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“She’s so happy he’s not dead and now they’re going to get...”
– My mom, narrating some lifetime movie
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I just realized that I do almost everything besides writing with my left hand.
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"Why did I agree to this?"
"Because you love me."
"Oh, I thought it was because I was hungry?"
"Same thing, pretty much."
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My most vivid dreams are about food.
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Am I really doing a 3D puzzle to Kreayshawn?
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“Not being assaulted is not a privilege to be earned through the judicious...”
–
Emily Nagoski. (via rapeisnotajoke)
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“One cat for each roommate and one cat for Boopy, ‘cause he’s a...”
– how I explained our new amount of cats to my boyfriend
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