Things they found while unclogging our toilet for the 12th time in nine months:
- a toothbrush
Reasons my roommate is convinced the toilet clogs up all the time:
- I flush my tampons down the toilet and it only clogs up when I’m on my period
People don’t have 12 periods in 9 months and she only knows I’m on my period when she goes to throw something away and see a tampon in the trash (not the toilet) that’s not hers.
Looking for a car, found a 1920’s player piano for $1,000 instead.
Gettin’ out the check book.
I was making a post about something ridiculous my mother said, but I had to stop, open another tumblr tab, and make a shorter post about something even more ridiculous that she just said.
She also just asked me if blogs were hard to make because she wanted to make a blog filled with her opinion on tv shows.
I’ve decided to clean my mom’s disgusting house as a thank you for letting me stay here and use her car. Started with the kitchen 20 minutes ago and already regretting it. At least there are no longer clumps of hair, a sink full of dirty dishes and pieces of onion and garlic, in this room at least.
There’s a bowl of peanut shells on my mom’s desk. There’s some weird rustling coming from inside it. I wonder how much of the house I could clean this week, assuming they don’t call me in for more shifts.