June 2011
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electro-wizard asked: I'm all for the percival
Jun 1st
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May 2011
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May 31st
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Tomorrow at work I’m going to rephrase “I’m not even supposed to be here today! Now I know how Dante felt.” as often and wittily as possible until someone gets it or punches me in the face.
May 31st
“God, she looks like a ham sandwich.”
– Thought I had while looking at a Facebook picture of some mom. (via mykicks)
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
sssquid replied to your photo: This is my piece of crap car, Tumblr.  It needs a… Let’s paint some flames on it. Yes.
May 29th
May 29th
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I think my work forgets I’m a minor a lot.  Either that or they just like scheduling me for hours they know I can’t work.  Like 10 to 7.  I have to take a 45 minute break every 3 1/2 hours, which means they’re kicking me out by 6 at the latest instead of giving me a second break.   How hard is it to only schedule me to 6 instead of kicking me out early?  We all know...
May 29th
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I just remembered that time my step mom sat us down and told us to not walk around without pants on around her nephews because it was inappropriate and she knew we were used to it when it was just girls.  Like, what?  We never walked around our dad’s house without being fully clothed.  Our house; yeah, all the time, but not his house.
May 28th
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May 28th
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SSSquid: As a teacher, I’m appalled at the last... →
sssquid: amantessuntamentes: As a teacher, I’m appalled at the last year’s worth of bickering. As you all know, child care is expensive, and by sending your children to public school, you are getting a pretty damn fine deal on daily care. I do not think our demands are that hard to swallow: 1. Teachers should pay neither… What the fuck? No. no to which part? The $60,000 starting pay,...
May 28th
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sssquid replied to your post: sssquid replied to your post: Told my boss I could… No. This is my first “vacation” in 3 years. Fine, fine.
May 28th
sssquid replied to your post: Told my boss I could now work everyday but… GUESS WHO’S NOT SCHEDULED AT ALL?! GUH Wanna take my Tuesday shift?
May 28th
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SSSquid: As a teacher, I’m appalled at the last... →
As a teacher, I’m appalled at the last year’s worth of bickering. As you all know, child care is expensive, and by sending your children to public school, you are getting a pretty damn fine deal on daily care. I do not think our demands are that hard to swallow: 1. Teachers should pay neither… What the fuck? No.
May 28th
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Told my boss I could now work everyday but Tuesday.  Guess who’s scheduled for next Tuesday.
May 28th
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Of Cabbages and Kings: When your employer pays you... →
thespacequeen: jar-of-paint: thespacequeen: jar-of-paint: this. they pay us as little as possible. everyone on the inside gets $7.25, all the delivery drivers get $4.25 because “they make it up in tips” except this is a college town and students don’t tip. … It went up to 7.75, so you should be getting paid at least that now.  Unless you delivery then uh, I’m sorry.
May 28th
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May 26th
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“The essence of Christianity is told to us in the Garden of Eden history. The...”
– Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993) Composer, singer-songwriter, electric guitarist, record producer, and film director. (via thetumblratheist)
May 26th
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supitspaigejasdjd asked: yes I did. twas the anorexia~
May 26th
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Tumblr, I got a car from some druggie!  It’s a piece of crap, with a/c!
May 25th
May 25th
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“Can you prove that happened?” “What are you- a nihilist?”
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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flyinghellfish replied to your post: sssquid replied to your photo: Steamed: carrots,… He ate breakfast without me :( Literally?
May 25th
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sssquid replied to your photo: Steamed: carrots, rice, peas, corn with delicious… literally the same thing I had for breakfast today. Only mine was dollar-store-gourmet. sssquid replied to your photo: Steamed: carrots, rice, peas, corn with delicious… okay, alysha says I say literally too much Yeah but, she’s literally crazy. flyinghellfish replied to your photo: Steamed:...
May 24th
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May 24th
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sssquid replied to your post: Mmm, cooking. In my underwear. This is what I do… idk what alysha was talking about, that pizza last night was delicious! It was good, but crescent rolls don’t work as pizza crust, especially when the pizza just came out of the oven.  It fell apart.  If my mom uses regular crust next time it’ll be delicious.
May 24th
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Mmm, cooking. In my underwear. This is what I do on laundry day, folks.
May 24th
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sssquid replied to your post: sssquid answered your question: Making up 20 trip… Wuh~? Crazy. How can I get a discount on insurance, too? Also, you need to find a car soon! What are you possibly going to do in a month’s time? Do you have state farm? I’m most likely getting one tomorrow. As long as it runs and doesn’t have any major problems I’m buying it.  The guy even...
May 24th
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sssquid answered your question: Making up 20 trip log entries while watching… what? 20 trip logs? If I fill it out we get a discount on car insurance.  amorphousblob answered your question: Making up 20 trip log entries while watching… Don’t flip off the other drivers? Does that work? Uuuh, “don’t get angry at other drivers” might work.  Thanks.
May 24th
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Making up 20 trip log entries while watching Doctor Who.  List some driving goals?
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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