April 2011
Apr 30th
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Someone asked me what its like being an Atheist. -...
Apr 30th
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“I’m just going to start drinking a lot more and then write.” “Well, there’s a plan.”
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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I gave up on Mars, so Dracula, The Fellowship of the Ring, or The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide?
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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People who put “great car, a real mechanic’s special” on craigslist fill me with great rage.
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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"Overheats quickly, but runs surprisingly well!"
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Apr 29th
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"If you're gonna binge, you'd better purge."
Apr 29th
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"My name is Amber Dempsey, and when I grow up, I...
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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So, I just did the math, and in about 20 days I made just under 700 dollars.  It’s all going to be gone once I find a car and title it, but still, I’m going to waste so much money once I find a car.  So much.
Apr 29th
“I think I’ve decided that, for the next couple years, I’m just gonna suck a lot of dick.” File under: things my friends say to me, that I don’t know how to respond to.
Apr 29th
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Sudoku and Tupac.
Apr 29th
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Animals are crapping in our houses and we're...
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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squido replied to your post: Stupid minor laws.  Now almost all of my shifts… I think the government knows your opinion, and it’s not what you just said. They don’t know me, man! THEY DON’T KNOW ME!
Apr 27th
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Stupid minor laws.  Now almost all of my shifts are under 7 hours.  One is only 5 hours, which is only slightly over 4 hours after my dumb law required break.  When will the government learn that I don’t need a break every 3 hours and 45 minutes? That’s 45 minutes I don’t get paid for!
Apr 27th
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Diary of a Charmander:
The cherry blossom Brings the fire lizard home Only in his dreams
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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squido: solve 6/2x where x=(2+1) 2+1 = 3 = x 2x = 2(3) = 6 6/6 = 1 6/2x 6/2(2+1) 6/2(3) 6/6 = 1 What really needs to happen, for all the people that don’t get distributive rights, are better parenthesis. such that either (6/2)(1+2)=9, or 6/[2(1+2)]=1
Apr 27th
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tatertwats: why do people fold down pages in books anyway
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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“They make it seem like a social issue, like you see someone stand up on a talk...”
– Louis CK (via weshouldwritepornography)
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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trans woman beaten at a mcdonalds while employees... →
squido: perpetualweirdo: This is disgusting and horrible and probably the last thing I needed to see today. just a heads up: it’s violent. What the fuuuuucccckkkkkk is wrong with people.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Owners of the ‘92 Sentra on craigslist,          Give me your car.
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Night Crazies™: Two girls in my grade aren’t... →
scienceandportiaderossi: Two girls in my grade aren’t taking Junior Health because it “conflicts with their religious beliefs.” That is the biggest load of bullshit I have heard in my life and it was hard not to go insane when one of them told me. I don’t agree with communism but I learn about it because you don’t have…
Apr 21st
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