March 2011
Spell your name without an...
J k
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“Also, hey, did you go to publix the other day? Friday, I think.”
“No.”
“Nevermind, then.
There was some redhead yelling at an old lady. I thought it was you.”
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I'm not loving anyone I'm not legally required to.
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dream-mylove replied to your post: Hyde and Jackie
LOVE THEM!
They’re so cute.
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Hyde and Jackie
“Jackie, get your car, we’re going on a freaking date!”
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February 2011
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fuckyeahparisgeller asked: You can find te majority of Gilmore Girls' episodes online at megavideo or TV Duck.
If you still want to watch it.
If you still want to watch it.
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Warm weather sucks. Now I have to shave my legs,...
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“How long have you guys been dating?”
“Almost 7 months.”
“Do you think it’s going to end soon? …My first relationship was a few days away from being 7 months, so you can end it now.”
Alysha, after she told me to stop using condoms and spend all my boyfriend’s money on abortions.
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squido replied to your post: Eric: I think you have too low a color bit on your…
He sounds too good for you.
Shouldn’t you be feeding Alysha?
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Eric: I think you have too low a color bit on your computer, do you know how to fix that, sweetie?
Me: Eric, all I know how to do is drink and watch tv.
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Day drunk with That '70s show, Diablo and some Zoo...
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Unloaded the dishwasher and now celebrating with a screwdriver.
It’s shit like this that makes me want to join the Tea Party, but then I...
– Bill Maher (via flyinghellfish)
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thingsmydatereallysaidlastnight:
“You need to stop using big words like apathy around me.”
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That '70s show and ribs.
Mmmm, ribs.
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All across the Middle East…in the streets, people are demanding democracy—it’s...
– Bill Maher (via didihitsomethingyesno)
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thingsmydatereallysaidlastnight:
“I just want to make out with your feet.”
lol I forgot about this one.