They Promised Me Ponies

I'm disgruntled.
~ Monday, June 17 ~
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~ Friday, June 14 ~
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gosimpsonic:

I’m surprised about Maggie.

Ah, back when Homer was perfect.

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gosimpsonic:

Same. I would be mortified.

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vh1:

Fact.

vh1:

Fact.

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~ Thursday, June 13 ~
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But why are they all laughing?

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Billy and Betty are not having Santa’s bullshit.

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~ Sunday, June 9 ~
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But why is everything covered in shag-carpet?

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~ Friday, June 7 ~
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~ Tuesday, June 4 ~
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~ Monday, June 3 ~
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I know she no good, but she good to me.


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~ Sunday, June 2 ~
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Why didn’t you tell us????
They just kept calling it a “new themed restaurant” when they were hiring. I didn’t know it was Moe’s til a few weeks ago when I saw it being built.  The saddest part is I don’t have enough points to transfer there yet.

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What the hell I just read the plans and concept drawings a week ago.
We’re a very secretive company.


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electro-wizard:

disneymagicman:

The Simpsons Fast Food Blvd at Universal Studios

Wait wait wait thisnisnopen already I thought they were just plans

Nah, it opened like a week ago.


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~ Saturday, June 1 ~
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I have a computer that is neither on nor off.

Client response to what was wrong with their website

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